This is Why Boys Don't Like Me: Episode 1

Rocking out to midis from Doom I and II at work.
Problems with this include:
1. Midis are so very antequated it makes me look retro in a bad way. People like people who don't live in the past. Not even a cool past. A past full of nerds. With gallons of gatorade and three-day-old pizza.
2. Boys don't like girls that like "boy type" things such as Doom. Guys like girls who are wholly different. Ethereal magical beings that shit rainbows and wear hooker heels. Not girls who wear combat boots and like violent video games. The mere mention of Doom makes boys put me in a category of "friend" rather than "potential date material". They simply aren't advanced enough to reconcile the two concepts. "Yes, I like violent video games and boys. No, I don't want to join your LAN party. I would rather dance. Yes, I still like video games. Ugh, just go away."
3. Rocking out. At all. People think I'm just crazy. "Oh, her? She's wiggling oddly. What's she listening to? I don't know, some weird computer sounds. Yeah, I know right? Superweird."

NOTE: Demons are cool. It is a proven fact. Demons = cool. I stand by my statement that got me kept after class in the 5th grade. Demons ARE cool. Glowing red eyes, blood dripping from their fangs, horns, creepy grins and all. Totally awesome. I know it's a boy thing or whatever, but I don't care. I'm not into dolphins, I like demons. Maybe I'll start saying, "DUDE that dress is SO DEMONS."

IRRELEVENT: I just found out who makes that song "Wishing Well" that I can't walk into a Marshalls/TJ Maxx without hearing. Terrence Trent D'Arby. WTF, dude? That shit is awful. In fact, I AVOID walking into Marshalls/TJ Maxx for fear of hearing that song, among a few others. "I Believe in Miracles" is one other. I can't handle it. Seriously, try walking into Marshalls TODAY, listen to the musaak and tell me it isn't Terrence Trent D'Arby. Maybe it's not playing immediately after you walk in, but it'll play if you actually shop. DO IT. You will see how right I am.